The Soliliquey of the Marsupial Prince
by Fred Graves
 
What now thy rebellious wretch? 
Thou evil spawn of children 
lack the true markings of those born of rank 
Unless thy only understanding of rank is 
that which is your odor 
The true meaning of your villianous acts 
cannot be hidden in thou niave ways 
for as the kiwi ripens with a ruddy brown 
for also your ways shall grow sick and inflamed 
and I swear by my noble blade 
That you shall be the creature to taste eternal doom 
and question not the haste of thy end 
for as I feel the static in my fur 
I too feel your end is near 
let it be known that the kumquat of which you feast 
Shall escape the fate of 
being digested by the likes of your 
repulsive living gut 
for as I end this 
I finish you! 
 
 
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